Jack's Rules

Caught up on issues of Golf Digest on a trip to Seattle and read a great interview with Jack Nicholson who laid out some of his own rules:

1. No double bogeys on first six holes.
2. I don't gamble. But, if we must gamble, I only collect. I don't pay.
3. Under pressure, I'll cheat ya.
4. Any green in regulation, the second putt is called goo-oo-ood.

It's a terrific interview.. read on.